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Re: Post Shitty Pop Culture Mashup shit

by lurkyloo
Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:46 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Post Shitty Pop Culture Mashup shit
Replies: 465
Views: 23214

Re: Your Spotify End of Year List

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by lurkyloo
Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:54 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Your Spotify End of Year List
Replies: 77
Views: 1375

Re: post things/hobbies you used to be REALLY into but now D

Why is video gaming deemed immature or depressing compared to other mediums to relax like watching a movie? There are R rated games etc. I just never really understood that viewpoint. it's the role-playing escapism bit. you are the main character, someone you could never actually be. with a film or...
by lurkyloo
Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:21 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: post things/hobbies you used to be REALLY into but now DGAF
Replies: 193
Views: 3958

Re: Corny things old people love

I'd love to see you on your death bed. senior discounts exist because you're retired and a vast majority of jobs in the US don't have legitimate pension. My mother was griping the last few years about when to retire from her teaching job, to get the best pension. She relied on my dad to make the dec...
by lurkyloo
Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:52 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Corny things old people love
Replies: 72
Views: 1442

Re: Corny things old people love

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:My Grandmother wasn't racist at all but she always had a bowl of big nuts she called "______ toes." I remember a friend came over to help with yard work and she yelled "please bring me some..." and dude lost his shit.


brazil nuts.
by lurkyloo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:30 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Corny things old people love
Replies: 72
Views: 1442

Re: Corny things old people love

I think the stuff I'm thinking of is like Gershwin and shit like that I remember my sister and I sitting in a darkened room at the nursing home trying desperately to calm my nan who was constantly crying out from pain as she died, she had no idea who we were or why we couldn't help her That fucking...
by lurkyloo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:15 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Corny things old people love
Replies: 72
Views: 1442

Re: rancid is tru punx & fuck y'all nite 4 thinking otherwis

so many arguments :smt042 I started this thread because for the fourth time in my life I felt I was going to be homeless. Two times time it happened, briefly. But now, I'm on that ledge again. "Journey to the End of the East Bay" rings in my ears all the time. Someone mentioned Tim Armstro...
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:48 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: rancid is tru punx & fuck y'all nite 4 thinking otherwise
Replies: 86
Views: 3143

Re: Let me propose this situation to you...

Everything said above is fine if seasoned correctly. You all are a bunch of BAYBAYYYYYY s. That's right, I separated the 's' from the rest of the word just for the word filter effect.


BAYBAYYYYYY thread
by lurkyloo
Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:14 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Let me propose this situation to you...
Replies: 35
Views: 1155

rancid is tru punx & fuck y'all nite 4 thinking otherwise

About ten years ago I heard Tim didn't have a bank account. I like to believe that's still true. I like to know that I'm doing only slightly better than a half-retard. Okay, forget all that. The real reason I started this thread was that most of the few praises to Rancid songs go to generic guitar r...
by lurkyloo
Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:02 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: rancid is tru punx & fuck y'all nite 4 thinking otherwise
Replies: 86
Views: 3143

Re: I want a B9 Board profile pic.

blackhawks#1 wrote:Image


this looks devilishly delicious :orcass: :pizzaeater: :smt016
by lurkyloo
Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:17 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: I want a B9 Board profile pic.
Replies: 16
Views: 536

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

Since the board is ending I'm just going to say I hope him and his literal entire family and anyone who shares his DNA gets ass fucked to death. Or something worse. that just reminds me of dr. evil's plan to kill austin powers via sharks (sea bass) with lasers. just shooting them with good old-fash...
by lurkyloo
Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:03 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

I have free obamacare and I'm afraid to go to my GP doctor, dentist, and optometrist because I know they're just going to say I need things that my free insurance doesn't cover and I can't afford. The gynecologist is still free (yay.) but I hate going there for duh reasons. I've never had glasses bu...
by lurkyloo
Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:55 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667

Re: succulents fuckulents

All my succulents since the first post are alive. I know they are because they follow the sun! Even the cactus!

my ambient lighting has changed, however. twice.
by lurkyloo
Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:04 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: succulents fuckulents
Replies: 20
Views: 1008

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

p.s. I hope it was steeplechase and he fell face-first into a pool of muddy water.
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:54 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

Didyou see the story about him jumping into a womens track event to prove men are faster? yeah, he jumped in during the final mile to prove "male athletic superiority" or some stupid shit. He's the most pathetic individual involved in this clown show presidency. How does him in jumping in...
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:44 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667

Re: WHO'S DRINKING?

I only had one oktoberfest bier during actual oktoberfest. it was weihanstephaner festbier. I love weihanstephaner hefeweizen and vitus beers, but this one was just okay. it tasted pretty much like budweiser but without that gross acid taste that cheap american domestics like bud have. so it was a g...
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:24 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: WHO'S DRINKING?
Replies: 1262
Views: 66243

Re: All Things Horror

A Dark Song Kill List The Ninth Gate Starry Eyes The VVVVVVitch I haven't seen many of the more obscure 70's movies that often get mentioned and the ones I have seen I wouldn't really recommend, except for Race With the Devil. That movie is great. decided to watch starry eyes and kill list since th...
by lurkyloo
Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:48 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: All Things Horror
Replies: 25551
Views: 1141119

Re: All Things Horror

anyone have recommendations for good occultist films?
by lurkyloo
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:41 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: All Things Horror
Replies: 25551
Views: 1141119

Re: Mass shooting at country music festival in vegas

Rachel Maddow is starting her show with how there is basically a gunshow in Vegas every weekend, and why it wouldn't be abnormal for someone to check into a hotel with a bunch of guns. I stayed in the Mandalay Bay hotel many times before and I remember how rooms facing the airport aren't very soundp...
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:37 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Mass shooting at country music festival in vegas
Replies: 523
Views: 22412

Re: Mass shooting at country music festival in vegas

krujones wrote:@FoxNews

Witness on first responders: "In a world where everyone is kneeling, I saw hundreds of people standing up and running towards the danger."


:smt120
by lurkyloo
Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:43 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Mass shooting at country music festival in vegas
Replies: 523
Views: 22412

Re: Post disturbing docunentaries here

https://archive.org/details/TheHouseIsBlack" target="_blank The House Is Black / Forough Farrokhzad / 1962 Iranian poet Forough Farrokhzad takes an intimate look inside a leprosy colony in Tabriz, Iran in this renowned documentary. With stories from these forgotten people accented by poetic voiceove...
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:42 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Post disturbing docunentaries here
Replies: 162
Views: 13484

Re: How many lifetime nuts do you think you've busted???

I thought this meant how many times have you jerked off watching the lifetime channel.
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:17 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: How many lifetime nuts do you think you've busted???
Replies: 139
Views: 3835

Re: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?

just looking for a nicely made reproduction. if im honest i dont even want to sit on it. i want one for no other reason then i think these eames chairs make living rooms look great. http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/DesignWithinReach/PD_5667_MAIN?$main$ Came to post. but really, that's not even real ...
by lurkyloo
Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:46 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?
Replies: 208
Views: 7556

Re: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?

just looking for a nicely made reproduction. if im honest i dont even want to sit on it. i want one for no other reason then i think these eames chairs make living rooms look great. http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/DesignWithinReach/PD_5667_MAIN?$main$ Came to post. this looks like garbage. it's che...
by lurkyloo
Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:44 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?
Replies: 208
Views: 7556

Re: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?

oh, hey guy :smt016 ...

:smt015

...omg wot a cute puppy! :smt007


Spoiler: show
haha look at this emoji: :smt053

looks like a fucking mime
by lurkyloo
Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:16 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?
Replies: 208
Views: 7556

Re: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?

the only reason I don't want to get the werewolf rug (besides it being $70), is that I'm afraid it will turn into a man in the morning. I don't mind going to sleep with a man, I just don't want to wake up with one. I wish there were reverse werewolves.
by lurkyloo
Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:08 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?
Replies: 208
Views: 7556

Re: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?

pretty much all the kitschy holiday decoration garbage from cost plus world market. they have a werewolf rug https://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/69248_XXX_v1.tif&wid=650&cvt=jpeg https://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarke...
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:45 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: what nonsensical shit are you itching to blow money on?
Replies: 208
Views: 7556

Re: Saves The Day singer went full Joaquin Phoenix again.

ernest787 wrote: Dude looks at his shoe and Chris wrote "I'm not John Fucking Lennon".


shithead wrote:
Lil Meatsauce wrote:im interested in what kind of music a person known for being in a pop punk band plays during a dj set.

Supposedly it was just shit like the Beatles, no joke.


sounds like charles manson
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:18 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Saves The Day singer went full Joaquin Phoenix again.
Replies: 69
Views: 8272

Re: Film Thread

In my experience, old people "get" films like this a lot more than younger audiences. I mean, they've seen some stuff. When I go to the movies, I almost exclusively watch snooty art house films, during the day, with old people. those old people are generally high cultured. but this showin...
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:19 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Film Thread
Replies: 19383
Views: 971716

Re: Film Thread

jaredfromsubway wrote:Religious people who say that mother! doesn't make any sense...LOL


I was raised an atheist and the biblical theme was obvious to me around the halfway point. I think if you're actually in the cult, you can't accept aronofsky's portrayal of it.
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:05 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Film Thread
Replies: 19383
Views: 971716

Re: Film Thread

I just went to a matinee of mother! with a bunch of old people. nobody left during the film, but based on the banter at the end of the film, they all hated it. this woman pushing a walker and towing an oxygen tank turned to me as she was leaving and just said, "the director and the writers and ...
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:10 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Film Thread
Replies: 19383
Views: 971716

Re: Apple Special Event

iPhone X unlocks when you look at it. That's fucking weird. $999? No thanks. so when someone mugs you for it, and you eventually get it back, it won't recognize you. I'd sync it to a photo of my cock as soon as I took it out of the box. i'll admit I actually lol'd, but there's a good chance that wi...
by lurkyloo
Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:59 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Apple Special Event
Replies: 133
Views: 6601

Re: Apple Special Event

creativexcover wrote:iPhone X unlocks when you look at it. That's fucking weird. $999? No thanks.


so when someone mugs you for it, and you eventually get it back, it won't recognize you.
by lurkyloo
Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Apple Special Event
Replies: 133
Views: 6601

Re: b9 cyclist thread

one of the guys i ride with uses Tiagra and he crushes it i wouldnt ever go less than 105 personally. I know this dude who drives an aluminum bike with a single huge 55 tooth crank on the front, and 12-34 on the back. the frame actually broke apart under torque and he welded it back together. he ne...
by lurkyloo
Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:46 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: b9 cyclist thread
Replies: 14381
Views: 566562

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

um, how is it news Assange is a twat? He is and has always been wavy blond-haired alex jones.
by lurkyloo
Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:03 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667

Re: why do grocery stores play music?

this is what I expect to hear when shopping:



I am constantly disappointed.
by lurkyloo
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:50 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: why do grocery stores play music?
Replies: 23
Views: 1134

Re: b9 cyclist thread

Never buy a bike by looks or specs. Ride it first! true, you should always test ride a bike before buying it, but "looks and specs" will definitely help you narrow the field to the bikes you actually want. this guy didn't say he wanted to start racing, he just wants to up his ability. and...
by lurkyloo
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:26 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: b9 cyclist thread
Replies: 14381
Views: 566562

Re: why do grocery stores play music?

If my grocery store played Sonny & Cher i'd probably shop longer. I always rush out because the music is so bad it's physically painful it was trader joe's. the next song was the carpenters and I wanted to leave. they play mostly inoffensive stuff like everywhere else (except for holidays, when...
by lurkyloo
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:02 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: why do grocery stores play music?
Replies: 23
Views: 1134

why do grocery stores play music?

by lurkyloo
Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:11 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: why do grocery stores play music?
Replies: 23
Views: 1134

Re: What band are you listening right this second?

spacemen 3
by lurkyloo
Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:03 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: What band are you listening right this second?
Replies: 15485
Views: 758639

Re: So what does everyone use now that photobucket sucks

wot. imgur still lets you upload crap w/o a profile. you can easily access and upload via web browser or app. I don't see wot the problem is.
by lurkyloo
Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:02 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: So what does everyone use now that photobucket sucks
Replies: 21
Views: 910

Re: b9 cyclist thread

I don't have a Cannondale, but looking it up, I would get the CAAD10. My entry-level road bike (Specialized Allez) was about the same price as the CAAD10, also aluminum, but with a Tiagra groupset. The CAAD10 has a 105 groupset (one step above Tiagra on the Shimano hierarchy). The CAAD9 has a Tiagra...
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:01 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: b9 cyclist thread
Replies: 14381
Views: 566562

Re: Labor Day weekend 2017

Does anyone else feel weird shopping on Labor Day? I felt weird doing that, but I needed food and booze. My cashier seemed exasperated, but it was mostly because some old Persian lady who could barely speak English was complaining about the price of watermelon* *edit: just realized this is how revol...
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:14 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Labor Day weekend 2017
Replies: 31
Views: 1076

Re: Labor Day weekend 2017

Saturday I stayed inside because it's too damned hot and it's raining ash. Sunday I rode my bike to my parents' house and BBQ'd with my family. We just had sausages, hamburgers, and corn. Today I rode back, bought food and booze. I made shrimp and penne with homemade marinara, using herbs and tomato...
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:07 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Labor Day weekend 2017
Replies: 31
Views: 1076

Re: What was the most hyped band on this board?

gregor samsa wrote:
Sorley Boy wrote:I see we're not ready to discuss the ridiculous hype around GLOSS yet.


this band fucking sucked. I'm glad they don't exist anymore.
by lurkyloo
Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:59 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: What was the most hyped band on this board?
Replies: 187
Views: 6898

Re: Are you a victim?

I am a victim, in the way that people who believe in this stuff take up a lot of my time. I moved last weekend. I loaded up my cargo bike with all my stuff and went. I still had to bring over another bicycle. I thought about taking the bus to get it, but since I had nothing to do the next day, I jus...
by lurkyloo
Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:00 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Are you a victim?
Replies: 12
Views: 649

Re: What was the most hyped band on this board?

Verse, Fucked Up or Have Heart

and Sheer Mag
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:39 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: What was the most hyped band on this board?
Replies: 187
Views: 6898

Re: John Joseph is fuckin weird.

Dudes got some skinny arms. cyclists and runners tend to have "t-rex" bodies. big legs, tiny upper body. Swimmers/triathletes should have greater upper body strength. has he actually done ironman at Kona? what are his results? I read that he runs 50 miles and cycles 500 miles per week, bu...
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:36 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: John Joseph is fuckin weird.
Replies: 65
Views: 3973

Re: Trump said the words "Alt Left" on VH1's Top 100 Countdo

Gosh, that Harry Tubbins shit is at least a day old. Is it sad that I trusted the b9 for up-to-date news? Some old person just gave me an iPad and I'm learning to use it. I downloaded the "most popular" news aggregator, 'Flipboard'. 'Flipboard' asks you to pick interests, and then gives yo...
by lurkyloo
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:16 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Trump: Reading this thread costs a $1 a minute now.
Replies: 21009
Views: 935667
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